Adam: I have Mexican toys! Me: Mexican toys? Adam: Yes, they were made in China!

Sitting here watching the Sunday political shows. The question asked was... Who was the last sitting President to visit Cuba? Adam said JFK and Cuba is pretty much in isolation. He was wrong about who it was, but it shows this kid thinks!

Adam: I'm opening presents at 7am on Christmas day. Me: 9:00. Adam: I'll take pictures.

Adam: People like me because I'm a great conversationalist. I'm good for the lonely.

Adam: I love you.... No, I hate you.... Actually, I have moderate feelings for you.

Adam: Are we doing anything for Ainsley Elizabeth Hulshof's birthday this weekend ? Me: I think she's going to Martin. Adam: That's more like a gift for us.

Adam: One thing I like to do in the mornings is watch My Little Pony. Don't judge me.

Adam: One day kangaroos are going to take over the world.

Adam: Well, there's another burglary. Me: Where? Adam: They say one happens every 15 seconds..... there's another one.

Me: OMG, I can't see, the sun is crazy bright! Adam: In about 2.3 billion years, that won't be a problem.

Adam: My marshmallow took flight.

Me: You lied to granddaddy. Adam: It was for my own protection.

Adam: Dizzy looks like a burnt sausage.

Adam: I'm gonna be ugly next year. Me: Why? Adam: Puberty.

Adam: Apparently, Dizzy was secretly watching me use the bathroom.

As I begin to vacuum, Adam starts picking his stuff up in the living room to put away. Ainsley asks him what he is doing. "Don't you hear that ominous sound?" is his reply. I love that boy!

Yes, his nonstop chattering about video games gets on my nerves sometimes, but I am so fortunate that he CAN talk. No, he hasn't "gotten over" part of being autistic. He has learned to cope with some of it. No, he doesn't "choose" to use autism as a crutch. Yes, he can be manipulative, but that is part of being so high functioning and also being an 11 year old boy!

Adam: Marty isn't a normal animal. He has six nipples.

Yes, I know why he talks about the same things over and over again. He is autistic. What's your excuse?

Adam: Marty is the cat version of Miley Cyrus with his tongue sticking out.

Adam: I have a question about this cat...is he feral? Is he sterile? Is he Meryl?

Adam: Grandma is worried about them being efficient on the road construction so she goes around the other way. If they were worried about being efficient, they'd put up a "road closed" sign.

Me: I smell like dog. Adam: That's my feet.

I know it's good that Adam wants to and can tell me about whatever is on his mind, but omg, my ears are numb.

Adam: I know all animals are unique, but what's with platypuses? Or is it platypi? It's like a duck and a beaver had a baby. And a brick. It's rectangular shaped.