Adam: I saw a ferry.... That's a ferry BOAT, not the mythical creature... Just thought Mack should know.

Me: Did you take a shower? Adam: YES! Me: What did you do with your dirty underwear? Adam: Oh... uh, I didn't take a shower.

Adam: Caution, do not come in here! This is the area where I've been farting.

Adam: I can see the future. It's not a very good future. I'll be a fat mechanic.

Adam: 4 weeks?! It didn't seem like 4 weeks, it seemed like a month.

Adam: You're obviously in a bad mood. Me: Yes, I am. Adam: You don't have to state it, I already know.

Me: Adam, STOP! Adam: Don't judge me.

Me, after realizing he never took his backpack out of the van yesterday: I hope you didn't have any homework. Adam: I don't know why you're still hung up on that.

Adam: You hate me. Me: Yes, I do. Adam: You don't have to say it out loud.

Me: You need to clean up after yourself. Adam: I'll start when I'm 16. Me: If you don't start now, you won't make it to 16.

Me: What are you doing? Adam: Apparently, wasting time.

Adam: 5 SECOND RULE! Ok, I know it's been updated to 3 seconds. It's a 2 second difference.

Adam: I hate you. Me: Good. That means I'm doing my job. Adam: No, it means you're fired. Me: Does that mean you're moving out tonight?

Adam: Will you turn on the big light? Me: Why can't you? Adam: I can't reach it. Me: You just need to learn to be more... Adam: Tall? Me: Well, I was thinking... creative... innovative... resourceful... but yeah, that works.

Me: An autistic girl is competing for Miss America. Do you know what that means? Autistic people can be anything they want to be. You, too, could be Miss America. Adam: That would be stupid.

Me: You need to take a bath tonight. Adam: WHY?? I took one a few days ago!

Me: You've lived in this house as long as I have. Adam: No, I haven't.

Adam: Are you happy? Me: NO! Adam: Trick question, you're never happy.

Adam downloaded the nice/naughty scanner on the kindle. It said "nice" for about 20 times that he tried it. The first time I did, it said "naughty" so he made me try it again, and then it said "nice". He said, "it had to check waaaaaaaaaay back in your past."

Adam: Well, it's time for spaghetti, 4:56.

Adam: What happened to your voice? Me: ------- Adam: No, it's not. Me: ------- Adam: <giggle>"

Adam: More people in Lewisburg don't believe in Santa than do believe. I'm surprised he comes to Lewisburg at all. I guess he just goes to the houses that believe.

Adam: Everything sounds funny in a language you don't understand.

Adam: If I'm imagining tiny kittens playing football, it's just so cute. Imagine it.

Adam: The Titans are done for.