Sunday, March 24, 2013

Adam: I saw a ferry.... That's a ferry BOAT, not the mythical creature... Just thought Mack should know.

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Me: Did you take a shower? Adam: YES! Me: What did you do with your dirty underwear? Adam: Oh... uh, I didn't take a shower.

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Adam: Caution, do not come in here! This is the area where I've been farting.

Thursday, March 7, 2013

Adam: I can see the future. It's not a very good future. I'll be a fat mechanic.

Saturday, March 2, 2013

Adam: 4 weeks?! It didn't seem like 4 weeks, it seemed like a month.

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Adam: You're obviously in a bad mood. Me: Yes, I am. Adam: You don't have to state it, I already know.

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Me, after realizing he never took his backpack out of the van yesterday: I hope you didn't have any homework. Adam: I don't know why you're still hung up on that.

Friday, February 1, 2013

Adam: You hate me. Me: Yes, I do. Adam: You don't have to say it out loud.

Thursday, January 31, 2013

Me: You need to clean up after yourself. Adam: I'll start when I'm 16. Me: If you don't start now, you won't make it to 16.

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Me: What are you doing? Adam: Apparently, wasting time.
Adam: 5 SECOND RULE! Ok, I know it's been updated to 3 seconds. It's a 2 second difference.
Adam: I hate you. Me: Good. That means I'm doing my job. Adam: No, it means you're fired. Me: Does that mean you're moving out tonight?

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Adam: Will you turn on the big light? Me: Why can't you? Adam: I can't reach it. Me: You just need to learn to be more... Adam: Tall? Me: Well, I was thinking... creative... innovative... resourceful... but yeah, that works.

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Me: An autistic girl is competing for Miss America. Do you know what that means? Autistic people can be anything they want to be. You, too, could be Miss America. Adam: That would be stupid.

Sunday, January 6, 2013

Me: You need to take a bath tonight. Adam: WHY?? I took one a few days ago!

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Me: You've lived in this house as long as I have. Adam: No, I haven't.

Monday, December 24, 2012

Adam: Are you happy? Me: NO! Adam: Trick question, you're never happy.
Adam downloaded the nice/naughty scanner on the kindle. It said "nice" for about 20 times that he tried it. The first time I did, it said "naughty" so he made me try it again, and then it said "nice". He said, "it had to check waaaaaaaaaay back in your past."

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Friday, December 7, 2012

Adam: What happened to your voice? Me: ------- Adam: No, it's not. Me: ------- Adam: <giggle>"
Adam: More people in Lewisburg don't believe in Santa than do believe. I'm surprised he comes to Lewisburg at all. I guess he just goes to the houses that believe.

Sunday, December 2, 2012

Adam: Everything sounds funny in a language you don't understand.

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Adam: If I'm imagining tiny kittens playing football, it's just so cute. Imagine it.
Adam: The Titans are done for.