Me: You need to clean up after yourself. Adam: I'll start when I'm 16. Me: If you don't start now, you won't make it to 16.

Me: What are you doing? Adam: Apparently, wasting time.

Adam: 5 SECOND RULE! Ok, I know it's been updated to 3 seconds. It's a 2 second difference.

Adam: I hate you. Me: Good. That means I'm doing my job. Adam: No, it means you're fired. Me: Does that mean you're moving out tonight?

Adam: Will you turn on the big light? Me: Why can't you? Adam: I can't reach it. Me: You just need to learn to be more... Adam: Tall? Me: Well, I was thinking... creative... innovative... resourceful... but yeah, that works.

Me: An autistic girl is competing for Miss America. Do you know what that means? Autistic people can be anything they want to be. You, too, could be Miss America. Adam: That would be stupid.

Me: You need to take a bath tonight. Adam: WHY?? I took one a few days ago!

Me: You've lived in this house as long as I have. Adam: No, I haven't.

Adam: Are you happy? Me: NO! Adam: Trick question, you're never happy.

Adam downloaded the nice/naughty scanner on the kindle. It said "nice" for about 20 times that he tried it. The first time I did, it said "naughty" so he made me try it again, and then it said "nice". He said, "it had to check waaaaaaaaaay back in your past."

Adam: Well, it's time for spaghetti, 4:56.

Adam: What happened to your voice? Me: ------- Adam: No, it's not. Me: ------- Adam: <giggle>"

Adam: More people in Lewisburg don't believe in Santa than do believe. I'm surprised he comes to Lewisburg at all. I guess he just goes to the houses that believe.

Adam: Everything sounds funny in a language you don't understand.

Adam: If I'm imagining tiny kittens playing football, it's just so cute. Imagine it.

Adam: The Titans are done for.

Me: I'm not going to Walmart. Adam: I KNOW! Black Friday is still going on.

Adam: You're watching church on tv? See, you don't have to go to church to go to church. Me: Yeah, but sometimes it's good to be with other people. Adam: You are with other people. Teddy is watching.

Adam: Ewww, I licked his fur. Am I weird? I wanted to see what Dizzy tastes when she massages Teddy.

Adam: I can't do everything at once. Me: Why not? Adam: I'm not you.

Adam: This is the first time you made breakfast casserole that it's actually good. Me: It's always good. Adam: You made this before? Me: Yes. Adam: Well, this is the first time you got it right.

Adam: Rosie, just because you are deaf and blind doesn't mean you have the right to lick my shorts.

Me: I've about had it with you and your big mouth. Adam: My mouth is not big, it's normal-sized.

Adam: We finally get to meet a German!

Me: How did you get poop on the floor? Adam: Oh, I don't know. I really don't have an answer for that.