Adam: When Grandma's trees start hatching pears, can we have some?
Adam: Footloose? It sounds like their shoes are untied.
Me: You're the biggest pain in the butt there is! Adam: Well.... in the United States...
Adam: Once I invent a time machine, I'll show ya!
Adam: Wow, this is award-winning fog!
Adam: What if we had a voodoo doll of Mom? Imagine what we could do then! Me: How do you know about voodoo dolls? Adam: Well, I do watch a lot of TV...
Adam: I don't have the diarrhea anymore, I just have the pee-arrhea.
Adam: Why are you out here? Me: To enjoy the quiet. Adam: You've come to the wrong place.
Adam: I can't help but notice that Aunt Ruby found her false teeth.
Me: I was so proud of you today. You did a great job! Adam: I don't think you should be all that proud.
Adam, to teacher at funeral home: Well, this is awkward.
Adam: Are you going grocery shopping today? Me: I don't know. Adam: I can help you with that decision.
Adam: Rosie isn't skunky stinky now, she's just regular stinky, can she come in?
Adam: Did you eat that cookie? Me: No. Adam: That's what happens in court. Suspects always say no.
I don't know if it's because of his dad being in the hospital on life support, or autism related issues, or just Adam being Adam, but the past couple of weeks have been horrible. I just can't get a break from him and he won't even go to sleep at night anymore. I need a nap.
Adam: I don't know why I cried. It was like I was in a movie for a few minutes.
Me: I want you to clean up your room, please. Adam: What's in it for me?
I told Adam to tell you thanks for dinner and he asked if you paid and I said yes, I have the card and he said "smart plan, twisted, but smart" (Ainsley)
Adam: It's never too late for grape juice!
Adam: I definitely know you do not like Transformers.
Adam: Whatever you do, take me where you go, unless I can't go with you.
Adam: Your privacy is not my privacy. Me: Really? Adam: Yeah. Me: What does that even mean? Adam: I don't know, you'll know in a few minutes.
Adam: I like disturbing you!
