Adam: Rosie, just because you are deaf and blind doesn't mean you have the right to lick my shorts.

Me: I've about had it with you and your big mouth. Adam: My mouth is not big, it's normal-sized.

Adam: We finally get to meet a German!

Me: How did you get poop on the floor? Adam: Oh, I don't know. I really don't have an answer for that.

Me: God, something stinks! Adam: Don't talk about me.

Me: Something stinks and it's you. Adam: Yup, it's me.

Me: Why would you you say something like that? Adam : Cause I'm just that crazy.

Adam: Mom? Me: What? Adam: Is that you? Me: No. Adam: Then why did you answer?

Adam is worried that I haven't updated my blog since August. So now it is updated.

Me: Be quiet. Adam: I see you're extra mean today.

Me: ADAM! Adam: WHAT? Me: What are you doing? Adam: Picking my nose.

Adam: I want to get on your computer. Me: Ok, just be careful. Adam: HUH? What's going to happen? Me: I dunno, I'm delirious.

Me: See if you can keep your shirt clean until after you get your pict... what is that all over your shirt?! Adam: Boogers

Adam: Mom, I don't want to talk about that anymore.

Adam: Rosie is having a seizure and bouncing like a gorilla.

Adam: If the tooth fairy doesn't come, can you just give me a dollar? Me: YES!

Adam: Can you get me the new Skylanders game? How much money do you have? Try not to buy as much food.

Me: I'm the bomb diggety. Adam: If you keep saying that, I am NOT going to high-five you.

<phone rings> Ainsley: Let me talk to Adam. Adam: Whaaaaat? I don't want to talk to youuuuuu.

Adam: This towel is kinda small, don't look, ok?

Adam: Did you know that Santa, the tooth fairy, the sandman and the Easter bunny all know each other?

Adam: Does Canada have a language? Me: They speak English or French. Adam: And sometimes they say "eh".

Adam: Well, dogs can't vote.

Adam: Mom? You used to look pretty good.

Adam: Please don't hurt me, I'm too scared.