Adam: Did you know that Santa, the tooth fairy, the sandman and the Easter bunny all know each other?

Adam: Does Canada have a language? Me: They speak English or French. Adam: And sometimes they say "eh".

Adam: Well, dogs can't vote.

Adam: Mom? You used to look pretty good.

Adam: Please don't hurt me, I'm too scared.

Adam: You know those sweet potato fries? Me: Do they have them at school? Adam: Yeah, they're kinda gross, they might be better with marshmallows.

Adam: They don't need all those lights. They have headlights, unless they are going by horse and wagon.

Adam: I don't really like vegetables, but I like broccoli, carrots and tomatoes.

Power went out briefly. Adam: MOM!!!... oh I just went blind for 5 seconds.

Adam: Wouldn't it be nice if headlights lasted forever? Me: It would be nice if lots of things lasted forever. Adam: Like life? .... if it weren't for Adam and Eve... not this Adam, the other Adam, the first one.

Adam: I think people who are autistic like me don't have normal heads.

Suspension

Today was one of those sucky autism days. No matter what was expected of Adam, he was not going to cooperate. He refused to do his work, screamed and yelled, and then ran away from his teacher when they went outside. As a result, he earned himself a 2 day suspension from school. Contrary to what he may believe, this is not a vacation. He will have work to do. Sigh...

Adam: Mom, could you be a little less noisy about it? I think the whole neighborhood can hear you.

Breakthroughs

Wonderboy has an aversion to homework and shoes. Today he rocked both.

Adam: What I mean by "a lot" is "A LOT!

Adam: That's an unfortunate name for a valley... Death Valley? I thought valleys were supposed to be peaceful.

Me: You should ask Mackenzie to go with you to the dj party at the end of the month. Adam: Will you buy me a little tuxedo?

Adam: I'm going to run into a lemon tree. Ainsley: Why? Adam: If life gives you lemons, make lemonade!

Ainsley: When you graduate, you get to live in the real world. Adam: What? I live in the real world now.

Adam: If you ever die, and you can't remember how you died, ask me and I'll tell you.

Ainsley: There's an ambulance at McDonald's. Adam: It's either a health attack, or someone is pregnant, or someone is internally bleeding.

Adam: YOU ALMOST SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE! Me: No, I didn't, it just boiled over a little. Adam: Well, you almost boiled the house to death.

Adam: Sometimes it's good when water comes out of your nose.... you're gonna put this on that book thing, aren't you?

Me: We're not pigs, it's about time we started living like we're not. Adam: We all have our own personalities.

Adam: You turn blue, then you die.