Adam: What's wrong with that bus? There must be a scientific explanation! 

Me: ARGH! You drive me nuts, boy, NUTS!! Adam: Bwahahahahaaa, say that again! Me: Why do you want me to yell at you? Adam: Cause it was funny this time. 

Adam: When I grow up, I want to be a popsicle. Me: You want to be a popsicle?! Adam: What I meant to say was, I want to be a movie star.

Adam: Have you ever heard of Thinkway Toys? Me: No. Adam: I haven't heard of it either.

Adam: why do I have to have such an obnoxious sister? 

Adam: I have a good life. 

Adam: I'll be glad when this election stuff is over, so we can stop worrying about who is going to steal all the money. 

Adam: Sometimes I don't think Santa exists. Me: Why? Adam: Sometimes we get cheap stuff that only you would get. 

Adam: What's that smell? Me: You. Adam: No, I mean it smells good. 

Adam: You're going to have to re-potty train me. I stand up to pee. 

Adam: What's for supper? Me: Lasagna. Adam: I hope Garfield doesn't show up. 

Adam, after waking up from a 2 hour nap : I was NOT asleep! 

Adam: Why were those guys looking for chili in that mine? 

Adam: Can I buy a convertible when I get older? Me: Yeah, will you let me drive it? Adam: Sure, if you're not dead by then. 

Adam: I'm almost dressed, I just don't have any pants on. 

Adam (holding packet of taco seasoning mix) : "How do you make tacos out of THIS? 

"I pledge all agents, to the flag, of the United States of America..." ~Adam 

Me: I'm gonna sell you to the gypsies. Adam: I need to bring my toys.... and diapers. Me: Diapers?! Adam: Yeah, in case someone has a baby... or do gypsies lay eggs?

Adam: If you're still alive when I'm 29, I'll come visit you. 

Adam: Is my plumber cracking? 

Me: I know all about kids making up stuff. Adam: Except for me, sometimes I tell the truth.

Adam: It's a good thing my nose is stopped up. Me: Why? Adam: I farted. 

Adam: I don't have dreams... I have nightmares.