Me: OMG, I can't see, the sun is crazy bright! Adam: In about 2.3 billion years, that won't be a problem.

Adam: My marshmallow took flight.

Me: You lied to granddaddy. Adam: It was for my own protection.

Adam: Dizzy looks like a burnt sausage.

Adam: I'm gonna be ugly next year. Me: Why? Adam: Puberty.