Adam has a cup of ice. He wants it to slowly thaw so he put it in the refrigerator. He said "I put it directly under the light bulb, that should work, right?"

Adam: Mom is depressed, confused and congested. I am the people whisperer.

Adam: Can we get a West Highland White Terrier? I read about them. Me: I don't think so. Adam, to Ainsley: She said maybe!

Adam: Mom? Me: What? Adam: I love tacos... and you. Me: LOL. Adam: What, you're the best mom I got!

Mack: ... this Whirlpool... Adam: What about squirrel poo?