Adam: You deserve to be pushed off a mountain.
My favorite birthday present!
Adam: That makes no sense. FREE with purchase?! Just buy the cheapest thing possible.
Adam: It was either Mack or the ketchup bottle. It didn't stink so I guess it was the ketchup.
Adam: When I said they needed to pave the road, I meant it metaphorically.
Adam: Purple Heart Trail?! What kinda trail is that?
Adam (talking about playing the Spyro games): That Moneybags is a greedy bastard.
Adam: looks like I'm getting 2 cherries in one day.
Adam: Are you happy? Are you happy? Me: I won't be happy until you be quiet. Adam: Then you'll never be happy.
Adam: Thank you. Me: You are not welcome at all. Adam:HAHAHA, that's funny! That was a joke, wasn't it?