Adam: I saw a ferry.... That's a ferry BOAT, not the mythical creature... Just thought Mack should know.

Me: Did you take a shower? Adam: YES! Me: What did you do with your dirty underwear? Adam: Oh... uh, I didn't take a shower.

Adam: Caution, do not come in here! This is the area where I've been farting.

Adam: I can see the future. It's not a very good future. I'll be a fat mechanic.

Adam: 4 weeks?! It didn't seem like 4 weeks, it seemed like a month.