Adam: You're obviously in a bad mood. Me: Yes, I am. Adam: You don't have to state it, I already know.

Me: Adam, STOP! Adam: Don't judge me.

Me, after realizing he never took his backpack out of the van yesterday: I hope you didn't have any homework. Adam: I don't know why you're still hung up on that.

Adam: You hate me. Me: Yes, I do. Adam: You don't have to say it out loud.