Adam: If I'm imagining tiny kittens playing football, it's just so cute. Imagine it.

Adam: The Titans are done for.

Me: I'm not going to Walmart. Adam: I KNOW! Black Friday is still going on.

Adam: You're watching church on tv? See, you don't have to go to church to go to church. Me: Yeah, but sometimes it's good to be with other people. Adam: You are with other people. Teddy is watching.

Adam: Ewww, I licked his fur. Am I weird? I wanted to see what Dizzy tastes when she massages Teddy.

Adam: I can't do everything at once. Me: Why not? Adam: I'm not you.

Adam: This is the first time you made breakfast casserole that it's actually good. Me: It's always good. Adam: You made this before? Me: Yes. Adam: Well, this is the first time you got it right.

Adam: Rosie, just because you are deaf and blind doesn't mean you have the right to lick my shorts.

Me: I've about had it with you and your big mouth. Adam: My mouth is not big, it's normal-sized.

Adam: We finally get to meet a German!

Me: How did you get poop on the floor? Adam: Oh, I don't know. I really don't have an answer for that.

Me: God, something stinks! Adam: Don't talk about me.

Me: Something stinks and it's you. Adam: Yup, it's me.

Me: Why would you you say something like that? Adam : Cause I'm just that crazy.

Adam: Mom? Me: What? Adam: Is that you? Me: No. Adam: Then why did you answer?

Adam is worried that I haven't updated my blog since August. So now it is updated.

Me: Be quiet. Adam: I see you're extra mean today.

Me: ADAM! Adam: WHAT? Me: What are you doing? Adam: Picking my nose.

Adam: I want to get on your computer. Me: Ok, just be careful. Adam: HUH? What's going to happen? Me: I dunno, I'm delirious.

Me: See if you can keep your shirt clean until after you get your pict... what is that all over your shirt?! Adam: Boogers