Adam: Mom, I don't want to talk about that anymore.

Adam: Rosie is having a seizure and bouncing like a gorilla.

Adam: If the tooth fairy doesn't come, can you just give me a dollar? Me: YES!

Adam: Can you get me the new Skylanders game? How much money do you have? Try not to buy as much food.

Me: I'm the bomb diggety. Adam: If you keep saying that, I am NOT going to high-five you.

<phone rings> Ainsley: Let me talk to Adam. Adam: Whaaaaat? I don't want to talk to youuuuuu.

Adam: This towel is kinda small, don't look, ok?

Adam: Did you know that Santa, the tooth fairy, the sandman and the Easter bunny all know each other?

Adam: Does Canada have a language? Me: They speak English or French. Adam: And sometimes they say "eh".

Adam: Well, dogs can't vote.

Adam: Mom? You used to look pretty good.

Adam: Please don't hurt me, I'm too scared.