Adam: You know those sweet potato fries? Me: Do they have them at school? Adam: Yeah, they're kinda gross, they might be better with marshmallows.

Adam: They don't need all those lights. They have headlights, unless they are going by horse and wagon.

Adam: I don't really like vegetables, but I like broccoli, carrots and tomatoes.

Power went out briefly. Adam: MOM!!!... oh I just went blind for 5 seconds.

Adam: Wouldn't it be nice if headlights lasted forever? Me: It would be nice if lots of things lasted forever. Adam: Like life? .... if it weren't for Adam and Eve... not this Adam, the other Adam, the first one.

Adam: I think people who are autistic like me don't have normal heads.