Suspension

Today was one of those sucky autism days. No matter what was expected of Adam, he was not going to cooperate. He refused to do his work, screamed and yelled, and then ran away from his teacher when they went outside. As a result, he earned himself a 2 day suspension from school. Contrary to what he may believe, this is not a vacation. He will have work to do. Sigh...

Adam: Mom, could you be a little less noisy about it? I think the whole neighborhood can hear you.

Breakthroughs

Wonderboy has an aversion to homework and shoes. Today he rocked both.

Adam: What I mean by "a lot" is "A LOT!

Adam: That's an unfortunate name for a valley... Death Valley? I thought valleys were supposed to be peaceful.

Me: You should ask Mackenzie to go with you to the dj party at the end of the month. Adam: Will you buy me a little tuxedo?

Adam: I'm going to run into a lemon tree. Ainsley: Why? Adam: If life gives you lemons, make lemonade!

Ainsley: When you graduate, you get to live in the real world. Adam: What? I live in the real world now.

Adam: If you ever die, and you can't remember how you died, ask me and I'll tell you.

Ainsley: There's an ambulance at McDonald's. Adam: It's either a health attack, or someone is pregnant, or someone is internally bleeding.

Adam: YOU ALMOST SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE! Me: No, I didn't, it just boiled over a little. Adam: Well, you almost boiled the house to death.

Adam: Sometimes it's good when water comes out of your nose.... you're gonna put this on that book thing, aren't you?

Me: We're not pigs, it's about time we started living like we're not. Adam: We all have our own personalities.

Adam: You turn blue, then you die.