Me: You're the biggest pain in the butt there is! Adam: Well.... in the United States...
Adam: Once I invent a time machine, I'll show ya!
Adam: Wow, this is award-winning fog!
Adam: What if we had a voodoo doll of Mom? Imagine what we could do then! Me: How do you know about voodoo dolls? Adam: Well, I do watch a lot of TV...
Adam: I don't have the diarrhea anymore, I just have the pee-arrhea.
Adam: Why are you out here? Me: To enjoy the quiet. Adam: You've come to the wrong place.
Adam: I can't help but notice that Aunt Ruby found her false teeth.
Me: I was so proud of you today. You did a great job! Adam: I don't think you should be all that proud.
Adam, to teacher at funeral home: Well, this is awkward.
Adam: Are you going grocery shopping today? Me: I don't know. Adam: I can help you with that decision.
Adam: Rosie isn't skunky stinky now, she's just regular stinky, can she come in?
Adam: Did you eat that cookie? Me: No. Adam: That's what happens in court. Suspects always say no.
