Adam: why would you want a mobile home if it doesn't have a steering wheel?
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Adam: Don't worry, Goldie cleaned it up.
Friday, January 21, 2011
Adam: I got through with the spoons, so I threw them away. Grandma: You threw them away? Adam: No, I put them in the sink, I get confused. Grandma: We usually just wash them.
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Adam: I accidentally threw your phone in the garbage... you might want to clean it off.
Me: That's what happens when you act stupid. Adam: I'm not acting.
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Adam: I'm not a brat, I have autism. Me: You are a brat AND you have autism.
Monday, January 10, 2011
Adam: Let me check if my pants are done leaking.
Friday, January 7, 2011
Adam: Ainsley, does this guy look cool? Does he look cool? Hey, is this Transformer cool? Hey! Hey! I'm TALKING to you!!! Ainsley: What?! Adam: Does this guy look cool?
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Adam: It was Ainsley's idea to get him (Dodger), so we should ban her from the family. But not Dodger.
Monday, January 3, 2011
Adam: Are you happy? Me: I'm deliriously happy. Adam: Why, 'cause Dad's gone?
Adam: Dad's gone. Me: Then close the front door. Adam: Why, so he can't get back in?
Sunday, January 2, 2011
Adam: Whatever you tell me to do, I do the opposite.
Adam: I feel so powered up that I can stay up all night.
Saturday, January 1, 2011
Adam: This is the best year ever! Even though it's just started, it's still the best year!
Adam: Remember when we stayed up til midnight and cheered for the new year? Me: Yes, I remember, it was only a few hours ago. Adam: Well, it was yesterday. No, technically it was today, the very first thing.
