Adam: Mom, you're embarrassing me.
Adam: When are you going to feed Dodger? Me: Soon. Adam: He's starving! In dog years, it's been 5 hours!
Adam: Are you tired? Me: Yes. Adam: Of what, me?
Adam: Sometimes I think I'm speaking a language
I don't know.
Adam: Teddy is kneading on my private spot. It
feeeels gooooood. <giggle>
Adam: This is the time I wish I had a brother,
cause Teddy won't play with me cause he's a cat.
Adam: "I don't know and I don't care is your catch phrase?"
Adam: Should we turn off the fireplace tonight? Me: Uh, why? Adam: Fat man? Sneaking in to give us presents? Sheesh!
Adam: We're going to get up at 5am on Saturday,
right?
Adam: Do you text? Me: Yes, I do. Adam: That's
weird.
Adam: Why don't cats like blanket? Well, they like them, they just don't like them on their heads.
Bobby: Why do you like those Transformers so
much? Adam: Autism.
Adam: I'm going to move away, far away from
Ainsley.
Adam: Daddy bought some gummies yesterday but he wouldn't let me have them yet. Me: That's between you and him. I'm not getting involved. Adam: Just get involved.
Me: WhatEVERRRRR! Adam: You sound just like Ainsley.
Adam: My private spot hurts. Me: Why? Adam: I've been playing with it.
Adam: I hate you. Me: Good, that means I'm doing my job. Adam: I love
you.
Adam: This firefighter has a buff chest. I think girls might be
attracted to him.
Adam: I have a question. Me: I have an answer. Adam: What? Me: No.
Adam: Rodeo? That's a
stupid name for a car.
Adam: I'm just here for the candy.
Adam: That cloud looks like an alligator fighting an old man in the
shower.
