Adam: Mom, you're embarrassing me.

Adam: When are you going to feed Dodger? Me: Soon. Adam: He's starving! In dog years, it's been 5 hours!

Adam: Are you tired? Me: Yes. Adam: Of what, me?

Adam: Sometimes I think I'm speaking a language I don't know. 

Adam: Teddy is kneading on my private spot. It feeeels gooooood. <giggle> 

Adam: This is the time I wish I had a brother, cause Teddy won't play with me cause he's a cat. 

Adam: "I don't know and I don't care is your catch phrase?"

Adam: Should we turn off the fireplace tonight? Me: Uh, why? Adam: Fat man? Sneaking in to give us presents? Sheesh!

Adam: We're going to get up at 5am on Saturday, right?

Adam: Do you text? Me: Yes, I do. Adam: That's weird. 

Adam: Why don't cats like blanket? Well, they like them, they just don't like them on their heads.

Bobby: Why do you like those Transformers so much? Adam: Autism. 

Adam: I'm going to move away, far away from Ainsley.

Adam: Daddy bought some gummies yesterday but he wouldn't let me have them yet. Me: That's between you and him. I'm not getting involved. Adam: Just get involved.

Me: WhatEVERRRRR! Adam: You sound just like Ainsley. 

Adam: My private spot hurts. Me: Why? Adam: I've been playing with it. 

Adam: I hate you. Me: Good, that means I'm doing my job. Adam: I love you.

Adam: This firefighter has a buff chest. I think girls might be attracted to him. 

Adam: I have a question. Me: I have an answer. Adam: What? Me: No. 

Adam: I miss Ainsley. 

Adam: Rodeo? That's a stupid name for a car. 

Adam: I'm just here for the candy.

Adam: That cloud looks like an alligator fighting an old man in the shower.