Me: It's almost time to go and you're not even dressed. Adam: Is that a problem? 

Adam: What kind of crazy shows did they have back then? 

Adam: Mistletoe? Is that what that is? Me: Yes, do you know what that's for? Adam: Kissing.... but I hope I don't end up with Mackenzie under there... why do they call it mistle... that sounds like a dangerous weapon... I guess it is.

Adam: Do you still have the Santa cup? Me: What Santa cup? Adam: The one with Santa on it. 

Adam: It didn't break, ok? Ok? Ok? Ok?

Adam: MAKE ME LUNCH! Me: It's not lunchtime yet. Adam: Fine! I'll make my own in the oven. Me: Ok. Adam: I don't know how to cook.

Ainsley: Some of these players have butts. Adam: They all have butts. 

Adam: I was born in Stupidland! 

Adam: When I get older, I will adopt some kids... or how else do you get some kids? Oh, you can get married and get her to have some. 

Adam: when I am older, you know what I might start my day with? Me: What? Adam: A cup of coffee.

Adam: What's wrong with that bus? There must be a scientific explanation! 

Me: ARGH! You drive me nuts, boy, NUTS!! Adam: Bwahahahahaaa, say that again! Me: Why do you want me to yell at you? Adam: Cause it was funny this time. 

Adam: When I grow up, I want to be a popsicle. Me: You want to be a popsicle?! Adam: What I meant to say was, I want to be a movie star.

Adam: Have you ever heard of Thinkway Toys? Me: No. Adam: I haven't heard of it either.

Adam: why do I have to have such an obnoxious sister? 

Adam: I have a good life. 

Adam: I'll be glad when this election stuff is over, so we can stop worrying about who is going to steal all the money. 

Adam: Sometimes I don't think Santa exists. Me: Why? Adam: Sometimes we get cheap stuff that only you would get.