Adam: What's that smell? Me: You. Adam: No, I mean it smells good. 

Adam: You're going to have to re-potty train me. I stand up to pee. 

Adam: What's for supper? Me: Lasagna. Adam: I hope Garfield doesn't show up. 

Adam, after waking up from a 2 hour nap : I was NOT asleep! 

Adam: Why were those guys looking for chili in that mine? 

Adam: Can I buy a convertible when I get older? Me: Yeah, will you let me drive it? Adam: Sure, if you're not dead by then. 

Adam: I'm almost dressed, I just don't have any pants on.