Adam: When I'm 22, will I have to shop for you? I can buy you meat products. 

Me: Adam, are you being a pain? Adam: No, I'm being a veterinarian!.... Of course I'm being a pain! 

Adam: When were computers invented? Me: I'm not sure, why? Adam: Whenever they did it, they did a pretty good job.

Adam: "I might be a teenager by 2019." <blink, blink>

Adam: What's a bartender? Me: Someone who pours drinks. Adam: Can I have a drink? Am I a bartender? 

Talking to Joe the Plumber about Buzz Lightyear

Me: I'm so DONE with you! Adam: And the day has just started.