Handwriting is difficult for Adam, due to poor fine motor skills. He wrote this in kindergarten. It says " When I grow up, I want to fix lawnmowers, just like my Granddaddy." It was a big accomplishment. We framed it and gave it to Granddaddy.

An Adamism

Adam: Mom?

Me: What?

Adam: I think I'm pretty powerful.

Me: Ok.

Answers by Adam, age five and a half.

1. What is something mom always says to you? Clean up your room! 

2. What makes mom happy? Cleaning up my room.

3. What makes mom sad? Not cleaning up my room.

4. How does your mom make you laugh? Putting 7 dishes on my head and balancing them on my head.

5. What was your mom like as a child? A little girl.

6. How old is your mom? Fifty-sixty-eight.

7. How tall is your mom? 12 inches.

8. What is her favorite thing to do? Work on the computer and print what she wants to print.

9. What does your mom do when you're not around? Work on her computer.

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? Playing a guitar and disguising as a boy.

11. What is your mom really good at? Disguising as a boy.

12. What is your mom not very good at? Disguising as a girl. (because you're already a girl)

13. What does your mom do for her job? Get money.

14. What is your mom's favorite food? Hamburger helper. Am I right on that one?

15. What makes you proud of your mom? Playing in the living room without yelling.

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be? One of the autobots.

17. What do you and your mom do together? Play with toy cars. 

18. How are you and your mom the same? Nuffin.

19. How are you and your mom different? Nuffin. Am I correct on bofe of those?

20. How do you know your mom loves you? By playing on the ceiling.

21. Where is your mom's favorite place to go? Let me guess... Arby's. Is that correct?